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95 funny and inspirational quotes about money:

1. "Money is like a sixth sense and you can't make use of the other five without it." William Somerset Maugham
   
   
2. "Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort." Helen Gurley Brown
   
   
3. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." Woody Allen
   
   
4. "Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." Jackie Mason Funny
   
   
5. "It doesn't matter if you're black or white the only color that really matters is green." Family Guy
   
   
6. "Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it." Rebecca Johnson
   
   
7. "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket." Kin Hubbard
   
   
8. "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." Bob Hope
   
   
9. "Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." Robin Williams
   
   
10. "Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game." Donald Trump
    
    
11. "The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money." IRS auditor
    
    
12. "Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." Jerry Seinfeld
    
    
13. "Money is the best deodorant." Elizabeth Taylor
    
    
14. "He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days." Anonymous
    
    
15. "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde
    
    
16. "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." Robert Orben
    
    
17. "Money often costs too much." Ralph Waldo Emerson
    
    
18. "Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail" Richard Friedman
    
    
19. "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." Earl Wilson
    
    
20. There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. Jack Yelton
    
    
21. Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. Author Unknown
    
    
22. No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back. Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
    
    
23. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. Sam Ewing
    
    
24. Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence. Max Amsterdam
    
    
25. Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back. Author Unknown

Source: www.goodfinancialcents.com/funny-money-quotes-and-inspirational-sayings