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More funny and inspirational quotes about money:

1. " If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." - Author Unknown
   
   
2. " I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves." - Joe Louis
   
   
3. "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Smith
   
   
4. "Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." - A.A. Latimer
   
   
5. "Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." - J. Paul Getty
   
   
6. "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." - Author Unknown
   
   
7. "Money often costs too much." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
   
   
8. "The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." - M.W. Harrison
   
   
9. "I'm so poor I can't even pay attention." - Ron Kittle, 1987
   
   
10. "It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." - Groucho Marx
    
    
11. "We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." - Buzzie Bavasi
    
    
12. " The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." - Jean-Paul Kauffmann
    
    
13. " I am having an out of money experience." - Author Unknown
    
    
14. " If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis
    
    
15. "Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the 'gotta have it' scale." - Zig Ziglar
    
    
16. "People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." - Doug Larson
    
    
17. " If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." - George Gobel
    
    
18. "A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way." - Mark Twain
    
    
19. "If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion." - George Bernard Shaw
    
    
20. "Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." - From a Washington Post word contest Most Hilarious Quotes About Money
    
    
21. "What's worth doing is worth doing for money." - Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
    
    
22. "You fool! You're 30 cents away from having a quarter!" - Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris) Do the Right Thing
    
    
23. "The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people" - Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
    
    
24. "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women." - Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
    
    
25. "Money's only something you need in case you don't die tomorrow." - Carl Fox (Martin Sheen) Wall Street