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EVEN MORE HILARIOUS MONEY QUOTES

  1. A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place. - Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
  2. Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did. - James Arthur Baldwin
  3. Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. - Will Rogers
  4. I rob banks because that's where the money is. - Willie Sutton
  5. The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill. - Peter Ustinov.
  6. My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil. - JP Getty
  7. I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor. - Francois Rebelais
  8. I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams.
  9. They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it. - Joseph Addison
  10. October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. - Mark Twain
  11. All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan.
  12. You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. - Josh Billings
  13. Money is something you have to make in case you don't die. - Max Asnas
  14. Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free. - Taylor Meade
  15. What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henry Youngman
  16. We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure. - Keith Davis
  17. If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - JP Getty
  18. Money isn't everything, but it's a long way ahead of what comes next. - Edmund Stockdale
  19. If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if they are. - Errol Flynn
  20. A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones
  21. There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. - Spencer Tracy
  22. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason
  23. When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet. - Nick Arnette
  24. Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. - Henny Youngman
  25. If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. - Lane Kirklan
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